M, pls rite on tbs & giv 2 ppl
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
What this really says:
Moses, please write on tabs and give to people
1. No one before me. Seriously.
2. Don't worship pictures/idols
3. No Oh My Gods
4. No work on weekend (Saturday for now; Sunday later)
5. Parent over shoulder okay - Your Mom and Dad are cool
6. Don't kill people
7. Kiss only with mate
8. Don't steal
9. Don't lie regarding best friend
10. Don't ogle your best friend's mate. Or ox. Or donkey. Mind your own business.
