Here are some funny song titles from Aaron Wilburn's video on You Tube.
- How can I miss you when you won't go away?
- If I shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.
- I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Take me out to the cornfield honey, I'll kiss you between the ears.
- The oil is all in Texas, but the dipsticks are in DC.
- If the phone doesn't ring, you'll know it's me.
- When you leave, walk out backwards so I'll think you're coming in.
- If you won't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will.
- Sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is cleaner.
